Various Plotlets

We certainly aren't limited to these, by the by; they're just to give an idea of the mood/tone I'm most seeking. (I'd be interested in anyone willing to use one of these ladies as a faceclaim, the main exception to my reluctance towards real-life PBs.)
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"Let me show you why we should stay in bed."
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"I see you’ve been using the copy machine for...explicit purposes."
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"You wanted to see me about my grades, professor?"
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I'd be interested in doing a scene based on one of the images within this image/GIF album. (Discretion is advised: Most of the GIFs are Not Safe For Work.)
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Person A wants to impress Person B by baking them their favorite dessert before Person B arrives home from work. B surprises A by coming home early and dessert ends up a little messier than planned.
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Person A is bilingual and is always muttering something under their breath in their native tongue. Person B secretly starts learning their native language and it turns out that it’s a constant flow of praise/dirty talking/other nice thing that comes to your mind. Eventually, when Person A finds out B learned their language, they start to use it for talking dirty and getting B flustered and/or aroused in public places. (Bonus points if there's an elderly lady that understands them and goes bright red.)
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A normally cool, calm, collected male who has a fondness of women wearing stockings or pantyhose. While he doesn’t outright stare, he finds it odd that one day, he can’t tear his eyes away from the sheathed, long legs of a co-worker/his best friend/his boss, but thinks he was discreet in his observations. Unfortunately, that was ill-assumed, as said woman approaches the man with an...interesting proposal.
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A man whose life is rather drab and uninteresting has found himself growing infatuated with a co-worker or celebrity, who also happens to be a childhood friend. But rather than act on his impulses and risk ruining a friendship that has lasted many years, he writes sensual fantasies and posts them on an erotic fiction website under a pseudonym. One evening, however, she happens upon that website and views one of these stories, finding the story—and the author’s words—very familiar. Signing up under a pseudonym herself, she finds herself interested in the author’s mind, unaware that he is much closer to her than she thinks...
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I'd be interested in exploring a Dragon Ball Z line. Specifically, playing a Saiyan OC named Rapini--who isn't some invincible Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan--opposite (platonically or romantic) Fasha (whether regular or Super Saiyan), Zangya or an Android 18 from a different universe. (This would be more plotty than strictly fighty, and I’m just looking to test Rapini out, so to speak.)
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I'd be interested in anyone who'd play as one of the following pre-established/canon females (or use one as a PB/faceclaim) opposite an original character in a variety of different settings (I know, I'm trash): Princess Peach, Princess Daisy (Mario); Sorceress Cia, Female!Link, Zelda (Legend of Zelda); Lois Lane, Power Girl, Starfire (DC Comics); Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls); Mai Shiranui (King of Fighters); Hermione, Ginny (Harry Potter); Princess Jasmine, Esmeralda, Elsa (Disney); Black/Wicked Lady (Sailor Moon)