Comedic High Fantasy/"Swords and Sorcery"

Comedic high fantasy where dragons and knights abound, necromancers use skeletons as cheap farm labor, there are gods for everything (including cookery) and there are more classes of magic than there are letters in the alphabet would be most delightful. (In terms of the type of "mood" or tone I'm seeking, think Galavant, Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 1 & 2, Skies of Arcadia, Order of the Stick, No Need For Bushido and the Rokugan/Legend of the Five Rings Tabletop RPG [not exactly comedic, but I enjoy the culture, Clans and setting].)
I do have four plots of interest below:
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I'd love to set up a scene where I play a freewheeling sorcerer or subtle bodyguard who is husband to a princess/queen or high priestess. A happy marriage this, where passion, love and genuine respect are blended into a harmonious and delightful whole...and where erotic roleplay is very common indeed. To this end, I like to propose a scene where my character plays the role of your classic dark mage determined to kidnap and do away with the princess/high priestess who has been a thorn in his side for goodness knows how long.
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Infernal Divinity (Male angel/devil/high priest x female devil/demon/angel/sorceress): We’ve all heard the stories in one form or another. From time immemorial, there’s been a secret war between the forces of the Upper and Lower Planes. The angels and other celestials—servants, advisors and champions of the Supreme Being—have spent millennia in conflict with the infernal devils and abyssal demons. And in all cases, human beings have been the pawns in these conflicts, and Earth the chessboard. Every teller of these tales swears it is an apocalyptic battle between good and evil, neither side resting until the other is thoroughly annihilated. Unfortunately, that is not the case. There are many angels whose sense of virtue has become tainted into self-righteousness and arrogance, regarding human beings not as intelligent beings who need a little assistance now and then, but mindless sheep incapable of rational thought. Likewise, not every devil and demon seeks pointless destruction and misery; more than a few are content to do as much evil as is strictly needed and no more. Of course, such subtleties tend to take the gloss off the bombastic claims of “The Divine Conflict”. But throughout the centuries, you and your other have grown beyond the typical innate hatred between the celestial and infernal forces. Hatred turned to grudging respect, then mutual respect, then to something that borders on friendship.
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Divine Theft (Male templar/priest x female rogue): He had heard tales about this infamous rogue, a saucy and confident woman whose beauty and wits were as polished as her skills in thievery. Some said she was the grandmaster of a thieves guild that spanned entire continents; others whispered she was directly blessed by the God(dess) of Rogues or Master/Mistress of All Thieves for her skills. Oddly, though, she rarely stole money or jewels; her focus was on divine treasures of all types. It didn’t matter the god’s alignment or temperament: She’d steal a sacred miter of the Sun God from within one of his greatest temples (returning it because it was “too gauche”) as willingly as she’d release a thousand unjustly captured souls within an amulet blessed by the murderous God of Bones. With multiple temples of other deities having been hit for their holy weapons and artifacts, he knew his would be next. So, placing one of his faith's more cherished items on display, he personally took vigil in the quiet temple, waiting for his 'guest' to show up...
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A Taste of Vice (Priest/sorcerer/knight x princess/queen/female warrior): A princess (though she can be a refined knight as well) slowly grows into her sensuality. While she is a 'good girl' by all accounts, the epitome of purity, grace and princess-hood, she has become intrigued by...darker desires and passions that her teachers, parents, deity or whatever claim is wrong. Images of somehow having her beloved bound to the bed for her pleasure, indulging in the behavior of a tyrant, of engaging in very un-princessy (though not outright whorish; she'd still be a princess in demeanor, after all) behavior in semi-public settings [wicked use of magic, teasing fingers under the table or during a council meeting, that sort of thing]. Or perhaps she plays that role for a night, dipping into vice and sharing her discoveries with my character. I’m interested in seeing this woman grow into a self-assured seductress with sexual self-agency, not becoming some mindlessly-debased whore or cum-drunk slutbucket.